You Know You're Obsessed With Hetalia When...You know you're obsessed with Hetalia when
 When you wonder why the polar bear at the zoo isn't talking to you[X] When your teacher questions you when you constantly squeal during History class[X] When you scream "Happy Birthday Alfred" and/or "Take that Arthur" on the Fourth of July in a large crowd of people and are proud when they give you the WTF look[X] When you know what Sealand is and people find you weird for telling them he's a little kid in a blue sailor suit that was for sale on eBay[X] When you laugh if a country's "vital regions" are discussed in the news/media When you question why only a few countries use Japanese as the foremost language[X] When in a conversation about APH, you specifically use both country and human names to confuse the people around you[X] (the obvious) When you ask, no, COMMAND people to become one with mother Russia and laugh hysterically when they look confused, telling them "everyone eventually becomes one with Russia" befor
Cleverbot: Become One? No thanks....User: Kolkolkolkolkol.Cleverbot: R-russia?User: Da.Cleverbot: Da?User: Is this Lithuania?Cleverbot: No it is Natalia.User: O__O NYET!Cleverbot: Lol.User: Dont become one with me!Cleverbot: I won't if you won't.User: Get away Belarus!Cleverbot: You hurt me!User: You hurt me!Cleverbot: No, you hurt him.User: Belarus your crazy!Cleverbot: Russia?User: DA?!Cleverbot: I love russia.User: Well I dont love you Belarus! -crys in corner holding pipe-.Cleverbot: Big Brother?User: OJO'.
UkraineXFem!Reader (Yuri) part 1UkraineXFem!Reader (Yuri)"I'm so sorry little brother! I hope we can see eachother again!" Katyusha said to her little brother while running away with tears in her baby blue eyes. Ivan tried to stop her , but she was already gone. The Soviet Union had collapsed, and Katyusha was now on her own. Independent. Alone. Ukraine started to wipe her tears and then looked around and cried out. "Does anyone want to be my friend? Hello, somebody?" Nobody answered. In fact, nobody even noticed her. Katyusha started to walk down the street. "I wish ñåñòðà was with me...even though I want to be independent, I still want to have friends!" Tears formed in her eyes and she let them fall freely. While she was walking, Katyusha saw a familiar face, it was _______. You were the representative of _______, and you knew Katyusha only as Ukraine. However, Katyusha knew alot about you. She always talked to you when she could, at meetings, on the phone....Katyusha ran to